Short on time?

Whenever you are running late for something, Murphy will not fail to come along and help make it the most pleasant experience. Guaranteed, you are driving on a two lane roadway behind a pretentious, slow driver of a BMW and in the lane next to you will be a giant big-rig going just as slow. ..and these two "wildcats" will most definitely stop at all yellow lights. They will both be going the exact way you need to go...pretty much the whole way there. When you finally arrive, there will not be a single parking spot close by.

When you are ahead of the game and have plenty of time to get somewhere, you will travel down the roadways swiftly with no hassle, you will breeze through every light, get a parking spot right at the door and when you get there, you'll kick yourself because now you're way too early and are thinking you could have spent that extra time doing something productive rather than standing around waiting (ugh). To make the wait even longer than expected, the person(s) you are waiting for will likely show up late...they are probably stuck on the roadway described above...